thewintersoldiersbutt:

"happy birthday high school musical" from clint barton

when all your favs are at bitecon and you’re at home

swingsetindecember:

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mercuuu:

I’M CRYING THIS IS PERFECT

mercuuu:

I’M CRYING THIS IS PERFECT

"LOOK AT THE CAT"

— me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via sail-across-the-universe)
the-rain-monster:

Keeping romance alive is a subtle art.

the-rain-monster:

Keeping romance alive is a subtle art.

I want a burrito, but I don’t want to get a burrito

devildoll:


alyssafurnari: What more could a cat lady ask for?! #GRUMPYCAT!#TylerHoechlin @realgrumpycat#mtvmovieawards#TeenWolf#twinsies#love#catlady#yes

we can all go home now

devildoll:

alyssafurnariWhat more could a cat lady ask for?! #GRUMPYCAT!#TylerHoechlin @realgrumpycat#mtvmovieawards#TeenWolf#twinsies#love#catlady#yes

we can all go home now

breenwolf:

"911 what’s your emergency"

"hey hi wanna talk about how scott mccall’s a true alpha or what"

"HELL YEA I DO"


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supremewhitegirl:

dendropsyche:

thenimbus:

bonbonbunny:

'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'

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Yep, I laughed out loud

I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke

this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail

Feeling sick bc anxiety over what people think of me. 

twistedsoup:

neverrwhere:

missanniehall:

Galaxy Quest (1999)

I had originally not wanted to see Galaxy Quest because I heard that it was making fun of Star Trek. Then Jonathan Frakes rang me up and said ‘You must not miss this movie! See it on a Saturday night in a full theater.’ And I did, and of course I found it was brilliant. Brilliant. No one laughed louder or longer in the cinema than I did. - Patrick Stewart

Galaxy Quest is a cinematic masterpiece and if you believe otherwise you should seek help immediately

One of my favourite facts is that George Takei has called it “chillingly realistic”.

look-anew-url-again:

I was watching this like “I am so fucking done with this website” AND THEN IT WAS STEPHEN COLBERT

Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
New Zealanders: I drove for nine hours. Now i'm in the ocean help