I forgot what this was from for a moment and thought it was a gif set of Jonathan Crane weeping while he tried to microwave a pinwheel.
FOR 528,491 MINUTES
i’m still thinking about it that’s too long jonathan that’s too long to microwave a pinwheel
you know i was thinking about this and i realized microwaves usually input by seconds, not by minutes. so he’s actually only microwaving the pinwheel for 8808 minutes and 11 seconds.
#still doesn’t explain why he’s so emotional about it though#maybe he secretly knows that this isn’t the right amount of time to microwave his pinwheel#and he’s like#’Oh Pinwheel#we had the best of times#but now it’s time to shuffle off your mortal coil#I hope you won’t suffer long’#nope just a couple of hours shy of a week Jonathan#you monster (serialcillian)
friendship love is so confusing
its like ‘hm yes id like to bring u flowers and compliment u and make u the happiest person on earth but no romo’
have you eaten today?
did you take any meds you need?
how about hydration?
maybe a nap if you need one
you are awesome
keep it up
In The Flesh AU: In which everything is the same except Simon’s jumpers are more fabulous
I hate when you read a fic that gets the characterisation so right but the porn is so wildly inaccurate
felicity smoak: a summary
how the hell are some of u guys 13/14
when i was that age i was unironically watching shitty amvs on youtube and roleplaying on gaia
BACK IN MY DAY SMUT FICS WERE CALLED LEMONS
BOYXBOY DONT LIKE DONT READ
If you haven’t watched the Young Blood Chronicles you’re really missing out
Cats and Tumblr
i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her
I just made spinach and sweet potato gnocchi and it is SO GOOD.
Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]
oh my god
they all gasped like OHHH
IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE
I just watched this like 8 times
I can explain this.
Okay I can’t.
Wolverine can knit?woolverine
reblogging because of the pun.