controlyourface:

nextworldover:

panty-christ:

panty-christ:

not-a-reindeer:

I forgot what this was from for a moment and thought it was a gif set of Jonathan Crane weeping while he tried to microwave a pinwheel.

FOR 528,491 MINUTES

i’m still thinking about it that’s too long jonathan that’s too long to microwave a pinwheel 

you know i was thinking about this and i realized microwaves usually input by seconds, not by minutes. so he’s actually only microwaving the pinwheel for 8808 minutes and 11 seconds.

which is obviously a way more reasonable amount of time to microwave a pinwheel for come back in six days two hours forty-eight minutes and eleven seconds *ding* your pinwheel is done

starwobbles:

friendship love is so confusing
its like ‘hm yes id like to bring u flowers and compliment u and make u the happiest person on earth but no romo’

kalany:

Dear followers,

  • have you eaten today?

  • did you take any meds you need?

  • how about hydration?

  • maybe a nap if you need one

  • you are awesome

  • keep it up

In The Flesh AU: In which everything is the same except Simon’s jumpers are more fabulous

I hate when you read a fic that gets the characterisation so right but the porn is so wildly inaccurate

felicity smoak: a summary

theresarumblyinmytumbly:

Jason Momoa for Men’s Health UK October issue (x)

darkfliercynthia:

darkfliercynthia:

how the hell are some of u guys 13/14

when i was that age i was unironically watching shitty amvs on youtube and roleplaying on gaia

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BACK IN MY DAY SMUT FICS WERE CALLED LEMONS

BOYXBOY DONT LIKE DONT READ

If you haven’t watched the Young Blood Chronicles you’re really missing out

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Cats and Tumblr

i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her

I just made spinach and sweet potato gnocchi and it is SO GOOD. 

onlyblackgirl:

shelbysbutt:

aanubis:

ungrammaticholiday:

yggdrasilly:

christmasblogger:

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

oh my god

NOOOOOOO

they all gasped like OHHH

IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE

I just watched this like 8 times

averagexmendrawings:

filmceri:

averagexmendrawings:

I can explain this.
 
Okay I can’t.
 
Wolverine can knit?

woolverine

reblogging because of the pun.

averagexmendrawings:

filmceri:

averagexmendrawings:

I can explain this.

 

Okay I can’t.

 

Wolverine can knit?

woolverine

reblogging because of the pun.

6reen6ables6irl:

plinys: